Rival Angels

United States Champion The Miz def. Intercontinental Champion John Morrison

Oh, god. As if that loudmouth wasn't bad enough running around saying he's awesome when he took this long to get a singles title wasn't bad enough. John Morrison is the much better wrestler and everybody knows it, evidenced by Morrison's success in both singles and tag team competition before they were paired up. Why they had The Miz win is beyond me.

Women's Champion Michelle McCool, Natalya Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix def. Diva's Champion Melina, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly

Can't say so much as I'm surprised. And more than a little happy about this win, being a huge fan of Michelle McCool as I am. Can't say I like Beth Phoenix, though, so in a way, I'm not happy because it was she who got the win.

World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker def. Batista, CM Punk, and Rey Mysterio

I'm happy about this match. Really happy, despite what happened after, even if I saw it coming. The Undertaker won. I wouldn't have said a word if they had CM Punk win, but a Batista or Rey Mysterio win would have been beyond wrong. Batista as a champion is just a bad idea IMO, and Rey Mysterio? Why was he there? And on the subject of Batista and Rey Mysterio, I can't say I'm surprised about what happened. One of them needed to become a heel something fierce.

SmackDown! def. Raw (Bragging Rights 7-on-7 tag team match)

Raw is the better show, and everbody knows it. If it hadn't been for the Big Show doing what he did, they'd have proved it. He's got explaining to do, World's Largest Athlete or not. And those SmackDown! guys had no right to be carrying on as they were after the fact given the Big Show's actions and his lack thereof would have meant defeat for SmackDown!.

John Cena def. WWE Champion Randy Orton (New WWE Champion)

I'm happy Cena won. I am, I really am. I like Cena, and a Cena win means he stays on RAW. More importantly, it means the "Age of Orton" is over at least until after Survivor Series, being that they agreed if Cena won, Orton wouldn't challenge him for the WWE Championship ever again. Cena's supposed to be filming a new movie starting in the middle of December, so making him get "injured" at Survivor Series is the logical story move to send him off for that, making Orton unable to become WWE Champion until after that PPV. And what an ending to that Iron Man Match. It looked like they were going to go into overtime, but Orton tapped to the STF just as the time was expiring. And if you saw that match and your heart's not palpatating after it, call your doctor, because you are dead.