Since there's not a Video Games section... And a fair warning, liberal use of the F-word and strong opinions.
Anyway, the game's just out this past Tuesday, and I've had it since that afternoon. Downloaded Stone Cold (Thanks, GameStop, you evil corporation, you), made some CAWs whom I shall put up pictures for as soon as I can get a camera, got a good feel for it. ... And I am seriously pissed off at just about everything they did with it.
First of all, the flipping main menu isn't even there. No, there's this training facility scene with controllable characters and if you want the main menu, you have to call it up! What the fuck?! I'm sorry, but that's the first of many fails, right there, if you're at the main hub for the game and the menu isn't even there by default.
And then you have the music you listen to when you're doing anything but creating your own story, more on that later, or playing a match. More than a couple of that music is heel characters' music. I don't care if you like heels, I have a few I root for myself, but I hate all of them, all. of. them. whose music they chose to play. Maryse? The Miz? Randy Orton? I fucking hate them all. And their choice of face entrance music wasn't too much better. I'm no fan of Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy's is too fucking repetitive, and I can't stand the style of MVP and Mark Henry's individual themes, the two of them being heels in this game as well, but don't count, being that they're faces on the actual show, and I strive to make this game the most accurate and up to the minute with the actual WWE, making John Morrison's the only entrance theme I can name right off the top of my head that I care to listen to when I'm doing this or that that's not a match. Maria isn't technically a heel, but I hate her and her song, so I skip over that every time. I do have to give them credit for using the themes for some of the recent Pay Per Views, though. Lynyrd Skynyrd's Still Unbroken from Breaking Point is the best song in the game's entire non-entrance soundtrack.
And on the subject of entrances. You can make your own characters, who look better than ever in this game, more on them later, but they seem to have played up the custom playlist for your CAWs, because while you have the PPV themes on there, you can't fucking use them as your CAW's entrance themes! So if you have no playlist you can dissect on your machine to get this song or that for them, you're stuck with either no music for them, the themes for one of the three shows, or having them be a copycat and use someone else's entance theme! What kind of bull is that?! You have these songs in there, but you can't apply them to your CAWs? That fucking sucks.
And the CAWs themselves are great now. They look good, and that's the important thing. They just didn't look like they belonged in past SVR games, but this year, they look like they could be actual WWE Superstars and Divas. But there's a catch. When creating your CAWs, there's a 48-point limit you have to observe, if you exceed that limit, you can't have that character that way. If you favor simplistic designs, that's fine, and some things don't apply to the limit, but come ON! If you want your characters to look like you see in your head, they need to be able to have whatever necessary to look like you want them to. As such, a character STILL can't have piercings every which where you may think they wanted. And you still can't have things like headbands and piercings together. And if your female CAWs have scars in the right places, the scars still overlap certain articles of clothing and utterly ruin the look, despite how good the rest of her looks.
Next, we have the Road to WrestleMania story mode. And I have HUGE problems with the characters they chose for that mode. You may have heard that you can take your CAWs through Road to WrestleMania and there's a Divas story. But only your male CAWs can go, and they start heel even if they're technically in the right given the circumstances. I don't give a damn if you personally like heels, but in this scenario, your God damn character does NOT automatically start off a heel, especially if you designed the character to be a face! And the Divas story? It's only Mickie fucking James! God, I hate her. She and that little idiot Maria need to die horrible, horrible deaths.
And the male stories aren't too much better being that two-thirds of the single-player Road to WrestleMania stories are heels! Yeah, Edge and Randy Orton. Neither of whom they attempted to make it justifiable to play as. For SvR 2009, when they started work on that one, Chris Jericho was already on the path to heeldom, but they still made him a face in that game. Why couldn't they have done the same for Edge and Randy Orton? I mean, if they could write a story in which the Undertaker is a Raw Superstar, despite having not been talent for that show since 2002 or whenever it was those idiots voted him to SmackDown!, then surely having Randy Orton and Edge be someone all the people cheer for shouldn't be too much. You already have people who do over any actual face anyway. Fucking morons, those developers and writers. To make Orton's story worse, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes turn on Orton, making Orton the face, but they have him acting the same way! I can justify that being that this is Randy Orton we're talking about here and his character has never been a face and probably never will, but come the fuck on, people! If you're going to have heel turn on heel, invariably, the one who was attacked becomes a face. Even if the attackers' fathers are Ted Dibiase Sr. and Dusty Rhodes. The fans may like them, but if they're siding with their sons, they're supposed to be the fucking BAD GUYS and the fans are supposed to like it, no matter what you do to them or who you are to do it to them! Having Randy Orton be a RtWM character and having him stay the same despite DibBiase and Rhodes making even worse heel turns were all fucking stupid decisions.
And then we come to the Create a Story mode. It's fine, if not for the fact that you're limited in the number of CAWs you put in there. Even if you just make the matches, with no actual story moments between them that feature your CAWs, and you wouldn't put them in there if you didn't what your story to be about them, you'd still only be limited to 10 shows at most that feature them. Yeah, you can only use 10 CAWs in Create A Story mode, despite being able to create a story that could play out over the course of FOUR YEAR! Do you realize how infrequently your CAWs would be appearing with that restriction? What the fuck were they thinking?! How can they say it's our world now if we can't even use or own God damn people to make a nice, long story?! That's fucking bullshit!
My only complaint with Create A Finisher mode is that you can't create your own submission moves.
I feel this has gone on long enough, so I'm going to close with this: If I didn't comment on it, I either liked it or didn't care enough about it to include commentary about it here. But let me say that I am SEVERELY disappointed with this game. It's not nearly as good as they're saying, so DO NOT under any circumstances get it based on the hype. And personally, this is the last straw. If SvR 2011 is this bad or worse, I'm not playing any SvR games after that.
I'm TheTarrasque, and this was my Pissed-Off Review of SmackDown! Vs. Raw 2010.



