by TheTarrasque on Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:34 am
I say to naysayers of Rourke "rabbit punching" Jericho, look up your facts. Rourke is a former boxer, not just a Hollywood actor. What he did, he used to do for money, and is common in the sport he used to do. I was laughing when it happened. Didn't so much care that I was wrong on this one. He makes a valid point calling the fans hypocrites (See: John Cena), and while I condemn his actions of late (he beat up a group of senior citizens. Seriously? Is this all they could come up for him for WrestleMania this year?), I still generally like him.
Taker vs. Shawn, I say should be the Match of the Year this year. The mark in me is glad the streak continues, as is the Undertaker fan in me. They could be running him as a heel at the moment, and I'd still be happy he won. The fans took to Undertaker almost as soon as he arrived back in 1991, and times they've actually booed him when they wanted them to are few and far between. Personally, I'm just glad he didn't get seriously hurt when he inadvertently took down that cameraman. I was waiting with baited breath every time he visited a finisher on Shawn. You're not supposed to kick out of a Tombstone, and yet he did! I understand his personal feelings, and he may have been serious about winning, but the mark in me screamed "STAY DOWN!" every time he got hit with one of Taker's finishers. All in all, though, Undertaker is 17-0 at WrestleMania, so all that they did to each other just makes the match even more epic than it was already destined to be.
More amazing than Rey winning, I saw it coming, was the fact that he won in only 21 seconds. I think we all knew it was going to happen, just not willing to accept the viability of it happening.
I did not honestly see CM Punk repeating. I wonder when he'll cash in...? Maybe that Orton/Punk feud will kick off at Backlash...
Personally, I'm glad that they didn't show the Title Unification Match. I don't care what other people think. Tag team matches are, in my opinion, the bane of wrestling, real team or just people put together, because you see them all the *expletive deleted* time! Give it a rest, already!
The Miss WrestleMania match, I see humor in it because Santino Marella was in it, but other than that, I still don't care. I don't even care that they didn't actually acknowledge any of them until they pointed them out during the match. That includes the ones who returned for the match.
Cena wins the title back, and then gets put in his mandatory rematch at the very next PPV. What's more? He doesn't even get to do his move on both of them at the same time like he tried to do. That would have made that match truly memorable. But all we get is instead that he did his move twice in a row then gets put in a Last Man Standing match at the next PPV the very next night. I swear, Vickie Guerrero needs to be fired. Her storied involvement with the talent is worse than Mike Adamle's entire reign as GM. In fact, I think they need to bring Mike Adamle back as GM, that's how much I hate how they run Vickie Guerrero. That or draft her back to SmackDown next week and draft Teddy Long to Raw. I think Cena gets booed because of his gimmick, personally. That, or his lack of creativity. The mark in me likes Cena, hates Edge, and is indifferent toward the Big Show in this match, but it does burn my blood either way when he's relatively clean-cut and gets booed, when a person who is generally liked by fans breaks the rules and is cheered for it. It is in fact double standards.
Triple H retains. Riiight. I'm happy I was wrong on this one, but come on. They couldn't have Triple H lose and then get his rematch the next PPV? Srsly?
Matt beats Jeff. Saw it coming. What makes this memorable to me is the fact that it was a lot more extreme than I thought it was going to be.

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